Hot Tips for Dublin your fun.

Every day, the cost of living is Dublin.

Like a bridge over untroubled water.
After all, it's not Belfast.
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Let's take a moment to talk about Dublin. And some hot tips to enjoy your stay.

Hot Tip 1: Read some books before you go.

This is a city made famous by Oscar Wilde! (Well, he was born there, anyway.) And James Joyce!
Look at that jaw! A Ulysses among men.

Statues gone Oscar Wilde.

Hot Tip 2: Dublin Castle.

This castle has seen better days. Right now, it is an architectural wonder. There are few buildings that are attached to other buildings that are built in so many different styles. It's worth wandering around, and the courtyard has some free information, and unnecessarily large sand sculptures for no apparent reason!

Classic Castle.
Note the medieval looking tour behind the gothic looking part. Someone once escaped from that tower through the sewer. It was kind of a big deal.

Courtyard like a brick house & triumphant arch.
But it's really outside the castle that the architecture really gets confusing.

Pop art turrets? 
Back to the courtyard. Went there twice in a week. 

First visit: 
I couldn't shake the feeling a giant Lincoln would emerge from the earth.
Second visit, and the completed work:

Somehow manages to make even less sense!

Hot Tip 3: Learn History.

If you go on a walking tour of Dublin, or speak to anyone in Ireland, they might mention some history. There was this time when the Irish Potato Famine happened, and all the potatoes rotted in the field. This would have been fine, according to our tour guide, if Britain hadn't continued selling off most of the food produced in Ireland to Britain. I don't advise making jokes about potato famines, unless of course you like being punched in the face.

Not pictured: the starving dog statue behind the starving people statues.
A good idea to ensure sympathy points.

A ship. A perfect replica of something.
Hot Tip 4:  Guinness has a brewery in Dublin.

Enough history! I know the real reason you find yourself in Dublin. It's all about the Guinness.
You can go on a brewery tour and learn all about the production of Guinness presented in a mildly hilariously commercialized manner. It is like an enormous ad, with a bit of history thrown in, and an explanation for what has always seemed a mystery: their old advertising campaign with toucans. 

Spoiler: an artist decided it was a good idea.

Guinness. Made of More. And Horses, apparently.

Fortunately, when you take a brewery tour, you don't just get to taste some Guinness, you also get to drink your Guinness while staring out over the entire city of Dublin from their Gravity Bar.

Dublin: just might be a unicorn.

Green roofs: probably related to copper, somehow.
Back to the street level of the city. For the mellinium, the powers that be in Dublin wanted a really tall statue. They also wanted a defense strategy against the possibility that the city would be crushed by a giant balloon. They knocked out both goals with the spire.

Spoiler: it's actually vertical.

Hot Tip 5: The book of Kells. 

If you are in Dublin, you may want to pop over to Trinity College and see the book of Kells. In case you don't know, it's the oldest illuminated manuscript thing made predominately by four(?) monks on a tiny island. It is a masterwork of celtic knotwork and bright colors and things that are pretty. 

The best strategy to see the book is to kidnap a student at Trinity College, and make them select you as their plus one to see the book for free. And by kidnap, I mean make friends or something.

Trinity College. No relation to the Matrix.
And when you do go to the Book of Kells, you get to see two pages of the book, some pictures and information about the book, and a walk through the Long Room library. It's pretty, and they display other written works of interest. Some Irish history ones, some poetry things, and in the middle of everything pretty understated, a couple of cuneiform tablets from Mesopotamia, that are kind of way older than everything else.

The aptly named Long Room is, in fact, long.
Or just say whatever, and go to an Irish Pub. They have a couple.

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