Things to do in Glasgow!
1. Find beautiful night photography!
|I would like to tell you I remember what this building is.|
|Cathedral, from the only angle without|
all the scaffolding ever.
2. Put traffic cones on top of statues!
|Kidding. The Modern Art Gallery beat you to it.|
3. Go to the Botanical Gardens!
|Just don't throw stones.|
|Don't throw stone statues either.|
|It's like being inside a tropical UFO.|
|You don't have to look so grave.|
|The Cathedral building is hollow on the inside.|
You can walk in, if you want to.
|It also contains a flag from the time when a gator ruled England.|
6. Find Victorians in a vintage festival!
|I am half convinced they came from the Tardis.|
|Clearly, not steampunk enough.|
|Teach me how to thistle,|
teach me how to thistle!